My mom's 69yo friend just left.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Danas Boyfrien, Nov 28, 2013.

  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I spent the entire time of her visit contemplating would vs. would not hit. :facepalm:
     
  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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  3. artiesoffspring

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    Did you get a gummy?
     
  4. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I don't think she has dentures. She didn't have Lever mouth.
     
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    Well shit.
     
  6. EOMS

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    I'd say cut down on the wine next Thanksgiving.
     
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    So did you hit or not?
     
  8. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    What was your final verdict?
     
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    Lol
     
  10. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I did not. It was a purely theoretical exercise.
     
  11. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I think if a had enough alcohol in me I might.
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    She's a desert down there. And I'm not talking about a piece of pie with whipped cream either.
     
  13. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Thoughts?

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  14. artiesoffspring

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  15. banksy

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    cruise ship pic :grad:
     
  16. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Lol! Yep.
     
  17. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Recent?
     
  18. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    If that is a recent pic my answer is an absolute "yes". :toptip:
     
  19. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    The pic was taken last year.
     
  20. Dream Theater

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    That is why I asked..if that was in the past year then hell yeah, I 'd pound that bitch into the mattress!