My "Moon Cycle" tracking app just came out with an update to track multiple females

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons VIP Extreme Gold

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    fucking FINALLY. I've already added 3 others. Anyone here need to be on my list?

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    Is that like a PMS app?
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    :facepalm: I remember when Nerd mentioned she was on the rag a couple of months in a row. A couple of months later I said something about it being her time of the month. Perhaps a low point in my posting career.
     
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    PMS, fertility, ovulation. I like to know when ovulation is occurring so I can switch to anal.
     
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    its simpler and more accurate to just assume they are all always in cycle.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Noice!
     
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    protip: go for the freaky shit when she's ovulating. They don't know the meaning of the word no those few days.
     
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    "Moon cycle" app. Dear lord.
     
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    Don't
     
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    That shit is all fine and dandy until that one month when she's sick, or super stressed, and it starts a week late, which throws the future months out of whack.

    Good luck with your impending fatherhood :hw:
     
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    I don't have to do all this in my head anymore?