My morning routine is all fucked up.

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    See, I gotta shave before I shower but I shoveled mine and my neighbors driveway and my face is all cold. I can't shave my lovely skin in this condition. My whole weekend is fucked up now. :mad:
     
  2. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    You should shave in the shower, or after your shower anyway. The warm water softens your hair follicles and you'll get a closer shave. :hippie:
     
  3. Garys chompers

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    :console: I hear ya...... reps:dance:
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I know but I have an electric shaver. I also must clean myself from the top down and if I shave after my shower it fucks that all up.
     
  5. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    I shave in the shower, the warm water provides me with a closer shave. Then in a few hours I have stubble again.
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Garys chompers again.
     
  7. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    just wait until your face is warm again...or you could manscape....start down south and work up to your face :)
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    you really are wicked smaaaht - reps
     
  9. fenderbaum

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    You need a balm my friend. That or some of that shea butter stuff.
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    beecuticles???
     
  11. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    I only shave with this. If I shave with a razor, I look like a little kid.[​IMG]
     
  12. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    I repped your cold face!
     
  13. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Grow a beard, you big sissy.
     
  14. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    I have never found a suitable electric shaver.
     
  15. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation VIP

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    I have a beard....I have a face worth hiding
     
  16. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Just give up the battle and grow a Jim Morrison beard.

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