My Mother In Law told me she loved me yesterday...

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  1. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    This coming from a Human who doesn't hug her children for Birthdays or holidays.
     
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  2. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    You should fuck her
     
  3. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    My mom in law is closer to me than my real mom...

    Your are lucky, Stevie

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  4. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    I agree, she wants to fuck you Stevie.
     
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  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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  6. Summer

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    That's really nice. My bf's father gave me a high compliment just prior to his death and it still touches me.
     
  7. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Dementia is a horrible disease. Sorry, Stevie.
     
  8. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    She has taken a big insurance policy out you Steve.
     
  9. Nunz

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    :wub: It's cuz you're pretty.
     
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  10. Chwizas Girl

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    Will you laser off that back tat, or traumatize the baby for the rest of his life?
     
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  11. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    That's good advice right there.
     
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    :wub:
     
  13. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :spit:
     
  14. AllAboutHim Ed

    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    What was the context of this proclamation? Was she coming on to you?
     
  15. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Stay in character.
     
  16. Lucky Pierre

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    It sucks the way your life is forced into the vortex of misery of your spouse's family.

    My wife's sister is basically a loser but her boyfriend is one of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. An unemployed, verbally abusive disgrace. Yet, he is forced into my life during the holidays, during big family get togethers, etc.

    You have to play along because they're "family".

    Fucking hate it.
     
  17. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    So weird you typed that.

    I was watching this porn where the guy blew his load on some dog food and the slave girl was suppose to lick it all up. She couldn't do it. All disgusted, about to puke. Then you hear a female voice off camera saying, "stay in character... stay in character" and, like the little trooper she was, she gave it another go - this time getting down about half the load before the camera cut away.
     
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  18. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    what she's saying, whether she knows it or not, is "don't fuck up my Grandchild."

    but it's kind of a compliment, so congrats.
     
  19. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Yeah...Weird.
     
  20. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Best post of the day in my opinion! :winner: