Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Stevie, Nov 18, 2014.
This coming from a Human who doesn't hug her children for Birthdays or holidays.
You should fuck her
My mom in law is closer to me than my real mom...
Your are lucky, Stevie
I agree, she wants to fuck you Stevie.
That's really nice. My bf's father gave me a high compliment just prior to his death and it still touches me.
Dementia is a horrible disease. Sorry, Stevie.
She has taken a big insurance policy out you Steve.
It's cuz you're pretty.
Will you laser off that back tat, or traumatize the baby for the rest of his life?
That's good advice right there.
What was the context of this proclamation? Was she coming on to you?
Stay in character.
It sucks the way your life is forced into the vortex of misery of your spouse's family.
My wife's sister is basically a loser but her boyfriend is one of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. An unemployed, verbally abusive disgrace. Yet, he is forced into my life during the holidays, during big family get togethers, etc.
You have to play along because they're "family".
Fucking hate it.
So weird you typed that.
I was watching this porn where the guy blew his load on some dog food and the slave girl was suppose to lick it all up. She couldn't do it. All disgusted, about to puke. Then you hear a female voice off camera saying, "stay in character... stay in character" and, like the little trooper she was, she gave it another go - this time getting down about half the load before the camera cut away.
what she's saying, whether she knows it or not, is "don't fuck up my Grandchild."
but it's kind of a compliment, so congrats.
Best post of the day in my opinion!