My Mother is in Town. I'm going insane. Advice?

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I know..this will get moved to the bar...but should I continue to drink heavily? Is Dawgsaloon my only escape?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    How long's it been since you've seen her?
     
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    Is she staying with you? :umunch:
     
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    6 months. We see each other twice, or 3x per year.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I see my family like once a week so I have no basis of comparison to what that's like

    What's wrong with her? Is she a twat?

    And is she staying with you, or just "in town"?
     
  6. Dlist

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    Oh yes!
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh dear
     
  8. Dlist

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    And Chirza I love you but please don't' post taco pics and hamburger pics, that isn't helpful in this situation.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The fuck

    I'm trying to help :pissed:
     
  10. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    It is just my mother, kinda criticizing me about everything...kind of a drag.
     
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    keep drinkin' :hic:


    then post in the Bar :jj:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Meh, that's what they do

    My Mom bugs me every time I see her to quit smoking and drinking and give her grandchildren

    It's done out of love :grad:

    That said, yes, get fucked up :beer:
     
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    You fuck nuts are such goof balls. Laugh my ass off!
     
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    Measurements? Height, weight? How old? Single?
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You beat me to it. Get drunk and lock the door.
     
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    I feel for you. I have the same problem. I find drinking is the best solution. However, I then have to deal with her telling me I drink too much but it is well worth it.
     
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    Two words my friend: topless bar