My mother told me once that I should put my sheets on my bed straight out the dryer

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    ... so they won't wrinkle.

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    Who here gives a flying fuck about wrinkly sheets?!?
     
  2. BleedingGums

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    Oh

    Ok
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    My mother told me that she likes my brother and that I was a mistake.
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Ah, family ..... :wub:
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    i figured it out for myself.
    put your fitted sheets on from opposite corners. much easier to get on the mattress. yw. :coffee:
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Protip: Take your nice shirts and pants out of the dryer slightly damp and hang them immediately. No ironing needed.
     
  7. LonghornJ

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  8. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    my mother ironed our sheets
     
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  9. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    ...and napkins
     
  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I learned how to iron on my father's hankies
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I haven't touched an iron in 2 years
     
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    :lol:
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    you and jack nicklaus
     
  14. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    Clothes steamer :cheer:
     
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    My mama told me when I was young
    We are all born superstars
     
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    Die faggot! :yay:
     
  17. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    My mama said 'if all you're going to do is drink that milk then I'm going to quit buying it'.
     
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    My mom said"Don't make me break my foot off in yo ass!"
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  19. MrWarmth

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    My Mom told me to always wash my hands after handling money because black people might have touched it. Only she didn't use the term "black people"
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    KOC's mother told me she worshipped me under the sheets.