My mother told me once that I should put my sheets on my bed straight out the dryer

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    ... so they won't wrinkle.

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    Who here gives a flying fuck about wrinkly sheets?!?
     
  2. BleedingGums

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    Oh

    Ok
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    My mother told me that she likes my brother and that I was a mistake.
     
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    Ah, family ..... :wub:
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    i figured it out for myself.
    put your fitted sheets on from opposite corners. much easier to get on the mattress. yw. :coffee:
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Protip: Take your nice shirts and pants out of the dryer slightly damp and hang them immediately. No ironing needed.
     
  7. LonghornJ

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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    my mother ironed our sheets
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    ...and napkins
     
  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I learned how to iron on my father's hankies
     
  11. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I haven't touched an iron in 2 years
     
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    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    :lol:
     
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    you and jack nicklaus
     
  14. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    Clothes steamer :cheer:
     
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    My mama told me when I was young
    We are all born superstars
     
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    Die faggot! :yay:
     
  17. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    My mama said 'if all you're going to do is drink that milk then I'm going to quit buying it'.
     
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    My mom said"Don't make me break my foot off in yo ass!"
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    MrWarmth Impeach THIS Gold

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    My Mom told me to always wash my hands after handling money because black people might have touched it. Only she didn't use the term "black people"
     
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    KOC's mother told me she worshipped me under the sheets.