My mother's flight was supposed to go through O'hare...

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    ...but now she's stuck in Denver and won't arrive until late tonight. That means she's going to want to rest tomorrow and I'll have to go and visit her on Sunday. :fil:
     
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    Maybe I should have started a thread about hamburgers or going camping or being a Reggie loving hippy.
     
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    I dont get people who get worn out travelling, especially when you arent the one flying or driving. Ive had several same-day trips this year going Chicago-Phoenix-Chicago. Had no problem going out after I got home, one time we stayed out 'til 5:00. :dontknow:
     
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    Tell her to stop texting me after 2am...
     
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    Also, demand direct flights, or drive somewhere you can get one.
     
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    Well aren't you fucking cool. She's an old lady. By the time she gets here and settled she will have been up for about 20 hours.
     
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    She would need more than your little shriveled up pixie stick dick to satisfy her.
     
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    Fuck you, Christopher.
     
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    Are you saying your mom has a huge cavernous box?
     
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    Im old :dontknow:
     
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    Ew.
     
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    She requires two dicks at once.
     
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    Are you calling my mom a pussy? :fil:
     
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    Look here, Mr. jr. mod. You're getting a little too big for your britches. Take it down a notch or else.
     
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    Awwwwwwwwwwww it's cute how Dana Jr tried to follow in her footsteps
     
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    Not your mom in particular, no. But in general, anyone who finds travel stressful.