Politics My muslim friend is over for the first time

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    He's in the hall praying :facepalm:
     
  2. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Nothing really against muslims though, I just thought it was kinda funny
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member VIP

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    Click bait
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Roll a fatty and he'll quit that nonsense.
     
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    oski Jump For Life Gold

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    Did you blow him?
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    As he bends over stick your finger along his taint
     
  7. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature VIP

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    Does he smell like curry.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I can just imagine Gary poking his head in the hall, annoyed his buddy interrupted video game session for another prayer. :jj:
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Is he da bomb?
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    Didn't happen
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Kill him. Perfect time.
    Then binge watch Borgen with a bucket of chicken
     
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    Take a picture. I don't think you have any friends. I know I don't!
     
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    So Muhammad was a pedophile and beheaded people...ask him what he thinks about that.
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Probably your worst thread ever.
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    "My friend came over and is praying in the hallway because Mecca doesn't get reception in my apartment."
     
  17. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Get your Scottish friend there too, you guys can have a real UN of a circle jerk.
     
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    Goodbye Gary, we hardly knew ye.
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up!

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    @garypagetwo

    Serious question.

    I keep following Muzzie bihs into public bathroom stalls, only to find to my horror that they neither use tp nor flush!!!

    How is this dude's bathroom hygiene?
     
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    Don't they use their hands to wipe? Serious.
     
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