My name is Chriza. And this is my story.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Nov 3, 2014.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So on Saturday evening my girlfriend was coming home from work and she texted me and was all like AY NIGGA YOU WANT SOME FOOD and I was all like NAH and she was all like REALLY? :wtf: I'M GOING TO ARBY'S and I'm all like YEAH I'M GOOD YA HEARD and she was all like K

    So she comes home and all she'd gotten for herself was the simplest thing, just a roast beef sandwich, no cheddar even. So she loads that porch monkey up with a bunch of Arby's sauce and Horsey sauce and she eats about half of it before getting full because she eats like Pat Morita and then she was all like HEY FAGGOT YOU WANT THE REST and I'm all like WORD LIFE and I eat it and MY FUCKING GOD

    It was amazing. When did Arby's get so good? It was tender and moist and juicy and sexy and I've literally been thinking about it ever since. Like every hour of every day I'm thinking about Arby's now. I'm going there tonight, fuck it, I've made up my mind.


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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :shit:
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Why do I only go to Arby's like once every couple years?

    Look at the menu

    OMG I WANT THIS


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    MIGHTY MINIS® CRISPY ONION
    • Roast Beef
    • Crispy Onion Strings
    • Savory Au Jus Spread
    • Mini Buns



    Take our original Mighty Minis® and add housemade crispy onions and rich au jus spread, and you've got the Mighty Minis® Crispy Onion.
     
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    CHICKEN CORDON BLEU SANDWICH
    • Crispy Chicken Fillet
    • Hickory Smoked Ham
    • Swiss
    • Mayonnaise
    • Sesame Seed Bun



    Our Chicken Cordon
     
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  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    your girlfriend calls you, "nigga?" :facepalm:
     
  6. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I wish I could enjoy the simple pleasures in life like Chriza.
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    the only thing to get at Arbys is beef and cheddar
     
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    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    You are a a middle aged man. Drop the wigger shit.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Dude I can't control the way she speaks to me
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Also, only old people still say "wigger" :c
     
  11. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    OMG I was right :cheer:

     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    I know your girl has a nice body now but I fear for your future.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Dude, you're seriously going to have a weight problem one of these days. Take it from a fellow glutton.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    ANGUS THREE CHEESE & BACON
    • Angus Steak
    • Pepper Bacon
    • Shredded Cheddar Cheese
    • Swiss Cheese
    • Parmesan Peppercorn Ranch
    • Sub Roll



    We put Swiss cheese, shredded Cheddar
     
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    Arby's roast beef has a dishrag aroma....no offense
     
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    you wanna live like youre 16 all the time?
     
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    Because I ate half a sandwich :wtf:
     
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    what do the young people call it?
     
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    yes.
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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