My name's Apple the cat...I'm new here....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Apple the cat, Sep 29, 2010.

  1. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Hello all:

    Seems this is where all the talent from SFN is moving to, figured I'd join the migration.
     
  2. MrWarmth

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    Go scratch up your owners face so she can't model anymore
     
  3. deverrant

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    Hi, Apple! :hw:
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I asked her if Walter was going to be joining up. We also need to get Bianca on board but she looks like she doesn't get computers.
     
  5. MrWarmth

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    Bianca will be dead probably by Christmas so fuck that ugly asshole of a dog
     
  6. MrWarmth

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    Can somebody get a message to Java?
     
  7. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Talent. Heh. Welcome Apple the cat! :hw:
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    What about Shera, God rest?
     
  9. MrWarmth

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    Hey Apple! Lemme ax ya a ketchin! Ever see the old man without his wig?
     
  10. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    Java, now that is a dog that can tell some stories
     
  11. MrWarmth

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    I bet Java heard the word "cunt" thrown around when them two were married and fighting.
     
  12. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    ?????
     
  13. Partyxanimal

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    Apple's owner = Beth.
     
  14. MrWarmth

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    I can't believe you had to explain that.
     
  15. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    My reference was to why you were erroneously referring to her as a model in the present tense, and implying that she ever was a model.
     
  16. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    I thought about it after i responded , But didn't get a chance to change it :jj:
     
  17. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    We're not under martial law here -- the Thought Police and their toadies don't come to round you up in the night because you have the audacity to state the obvious. :D

    [​IMG]

    [I'm exaggerating for the purpose of effect and humor by the way, for the denser who may be among us.]
     
  18. MrWarmth

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  19. JustAddWater

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    :hw:
    Welcome Apple . Yes it is the Fun over here.
    gotta luv that screen name.
     
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  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Apple eats Walter's hard turds.