My neighbor is having a garage sale again!

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Every time he gets a girl to move in with him, she makes him have a garage sale, and then she moves out within a few weeks. The last lady that did this made him get rid of his cat and all of his stuff and then she moved out! :scratch:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You should rape him
     
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    Johnnykstaint VIP Extreme Gold

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    My old town had some rule about only having two garage sales a year...check with code enforcement and have him closed down. :jj:
     
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    or what Chriza said
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    there is nothing worse than people who do weekly garage sales -- they never have any good stuff -- you should be limited to 1 every 5 years, no exceptions
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It's not the garage sale I mind, it's just so weird that he has these ladies move in with him and they clean out his house periodically and then leave.
     
  7. LONGBOARDER

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    Go take some pictures so I can see if there is anything I need. TIA.
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I could rape him, though. He's probably 5'4", 130. I could pound his ass.
     
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    Rape the women he moves in too
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It's mostly his kid's old play stuff, like forts and stuff. You need a fort?
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    This one's cute -- dare I say it, pretty. The others, no thank you. They were all short and thin but they looked like they'd be good fighters.
     
  12. LONGBOARDER

    LONGBOARDER New Member

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    Who doesn't.
     
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    I used to get dragged along to garage sales all the fucking time when I was a kid. Shit was never any good, it was mismatched kitchenware, broken, old electronics, VHS tapes (usually recorded at home and not official ones) and baby shit. I always searched for some cool superhero toys or comic books, but left disappointed.
     
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    i love garage sales and thrift stores, but only ones up here
    the ones in California are shit
     
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    I want pics. Pics of the stuff. Pics of the yard and of course, pics of the new Mrs. future ex-neighbor.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I can't get any good pics. My windows are all screened so the camera just picks up brilliantly clear shots of the screen.
     
  17. chrisfromvegas

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    Is there any tools? Take a walk over there.
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I went past this morning when I walked my dog. It's all spread out on the ground and it's kid's toys and clothes.

    I'll check for tools later.

    One time the people on the corner had someone old in their house die and they were selling their stuff at a yard sale. Oh man they had awesome 1970s lamps. My friend's grandma died recently and they gave away all of her awesome 1960s stuff. I was so pissed.
     
  19. keywordpk

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    I want to see pics, too! Come on bobtraw...go pretend to get the mail and take your camera with you!
     
  20. chrisfromvegas

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    When my folk died, I gave away their stuff to friends of theirs, and some relatives. I didn't want a bunch of strangers pawing through their stuff trying to buy it for a nickel.