My neighbor woke me up

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  1. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    He's in his driveway revving his engine.
    Just sitting there.
    Drunk white trash piece of shit.
     
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  4. Mack

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    I HATE the sound of a wrench hitting concrete @ 2am from a cranked out neighbor... thank God I don't have to worry about that anymore.
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    I say he runs out of gas before he runs out of alcohol.
     
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    Hæ hæ
     
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    Want me to beat his ass?
     
  8. Mack

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    you know he can get a DUI in a running vehicle on his own property, right? :hhh:

    maybe it's really somebody trying to steal your neighbors car and the police should be called...
     
  9. artiesoffspring

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    You stole their wrenches?
     
  10. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Be sure to call him 3 hrs. after he goes to sleep and ask if he got his car fixed.
     
  11. gilaet

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    You'll just end up fucking him in the back seat while it idles. :what:
     
  12. gilaet

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    I'm thinking of waiting until he passes out and slicing his tires.
    He'll probably think his fatass wife did it.
     
  13. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Run out an hit him with a battle ax or some shit all "Skyrim Style".
     
  14. gilaet

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    Monk help me. :bigcry:
     
  15. gilaet

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    You should see this guy's backyard.
    Looks like a fucking tornado hit it.
     
  16. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I will ban him from the driveway right now.
     
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    Nope, I moved to a neighborhood with covenants.
     
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    Snitches get stitches.
     
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    He's revving from a Verizon Wireless account. :nocheer:
     
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