Entertainment My neighbors daughter has had a black boyfriend since Middle School

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  1. dawg

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    Typical redneck Texas family that you can here yelling yee-haw during cowboys games with one exeption, their daughter has kids with a black guy :wtf:

    I remember years ago in the middle of the night i looked out the window and my front yard was full of black kids. I yelled to my dad "Was Visiting at the time" to grab whatever weapon he could get his hands on that we were being invaded :jj:

    Turns out they were here for the daughter next door.

    I just heard a car outside and was him coming home, i guess they cant afford to move out because they are always next door :jj:

    Why did i tell this story? I have no idea :jj:
     
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    Pelicanman Engorged Member Gold

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    Is your neighbor black?
     
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    ...you should install a schvoogie buzzer. :grad:
     
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    Umm, no. Read my post
     
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    Did you tell the neighbor that she had better not bring her boyfriend around?
     
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    What can i do Dave?
     
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    And what did HE say? :eek:
     
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    That kid's twat is all irreparably stretched out now.
     
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    That poor father
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    what do you think annoys the dad more, the black boyfriend or the mexican neighbor? :p
     
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    By the time we got our senses we figured out that they were going next door :jj:

    also, i was just reminded that both sisters next door date blacks exclusively.
     
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    They dont have Mexican neighbors, there is not one family in my neighborhood from Mexico, Gar.
     
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    "There goes the neighborhood!" :ufacepalm:
     
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    This has been going on a very long time, i just never have mentioned it :jj:
     
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    Triggered.
     
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    Cucks
     
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    Where all gods children
     
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    Bullshit!
     
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