WTF My neighbour just died in front of me

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  1. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    :tears: we were walking our dogs and she was telling me about the artichokes and pot she was growing. She stammered and called her daughters name twice.
    And then she died right in front of me. I'm beside myself right now. She was only 72. I can't fucking believe it. She's dead. I didn't know cpr but she had a problem and couldn't get it anyways.

    I couldn't help. I'm fucking useless. I'm so goddamn upset.
    Her daughter says she forgives me. Well i don't forgive myself. What a useless piece of shit i am.
    I should have known cpr.

    We were just talking about pot brownies. Goddamn it.

    I'm absolutely destroyed. I've known this woman for years.
    This is all my fault. I didn't know what to do...as usual. Goddamn it

    Fuck you mutt, why couldn't it have been you.
     
  2. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    You bored her to death? Sorry RIP.
     
  3. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    My condolences.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    She is vis me now.
     
  5. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    Not your fault, nothing you could have done. :console:
     
  6. remdeprived

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    Fuck man, that's heavy...Sorry
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    Pot claims another life
     
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    rabbigottfried Well-Known Member

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    Not your fault . Don't start blaming yourself .Sorry !
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    Thanks Obama
     
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    itsawig Well-Known Member

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    Nobody cheats death, when god calls its over. Think about all the joy you brought to her life.
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...time to smoke a fattie and remember the good times with your friend. if you feel that bad, learn cpr in memory of your friend. :dontknow:
     
  13. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Murderer.
     
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    That's a horrible story. I'm so sorry. It's not your fault but maybe you can learn CPR for the future. :console:
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    you could have learned cpr in the time it took to choose your eat a million dicks avatar

    she died because you chose nonsense over common sense

    it happens
     
  16. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...you can practice on me monsoon.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    She's in hell
     
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  18. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    You guys.. Im devastated. I feel responsible. :tears2:
    Fucking cant believe it
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...not your fault by any stretch.
     
  20. Zarathustra

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    not now chriza