WTF My neighbour just died in front of me

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  1. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    :tears: we were walking our dogs and she was telling me about the artichokes and pot she was growing. She stammered and called her daughters name twice.
    And then she died right in front of me. I'm beside myself right now. She was only 72. I can't fucking believe it. She's dead. I didn't know cpr but she had a problem and couldn't get it anyways.

    I couldn't help. I'm fucking useless. I'm so goddamn upset.
    Her daughter says she forgives me. Well i don't forgive myself. What a useless piece of shit i am.
    I should have known cpr.

    We were just talking about pot brownies. Goddamn it.

    I'm absolutely destroyed. I've known this woman for years.
    This is all my fault. I didn't know what to do...as usual. Goddamn it

    Fuck you mutt, why couldn't it have been you.
     
  2. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    You bored her to death? Sorry RIP.
     
  3. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "It looks like somebody shot his tits off." Gold

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    My condolences.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    She is vis me now.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold POTY Politics

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    Not your fault, nothing you could have done. :console:
     
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    Fuck man, that's heavy...Sorry
     
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    Pot claims another life
     
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    Not your fault . Don't start blaming yourself .Sorry !
     
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    Thanks Obama
     
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    Nobody cheats death, when god calls its over. Think about all the joy you brought to her life.
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...time to smoke a fattie and remember the good times with your friend. if you feel that bad, learn cpr in memory of your friend. :dontknow:
     
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    Murderer.
     
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    That's a horrible story. I'm so sorry. It's not your fault but maybe you can learn CPR for the future. :console:
     
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    you could have learned cpr in the time it took to choose your eat a million dicks avatar

    she died because you chose nonsense over common sense

    it happens
     
  16. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...you can practice on me monsoon.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    She's in hell
     
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  18. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    You guys.. Im devastated. I feel responsible. :tears2:
    Fucking cant believe it
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...not your fault by any stretch.
     
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    not now chriza