My new goal in life is to marry Zelda Williams

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She's 22 and her father Robin Williams named her after Princess Zelda


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    props for the pixies shirt
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    she isnt bad
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She probably got the crazy alcoholic gene from her Dad, since she obviously didn't get her looks from him.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Even with the dykey hair I'd still give her this dick


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  8. MrWarmth

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    Should have named her Plain Jane. :snore:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You look like Gary the Retard
     
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    Bob Williams. Sad Clown of Life. :bigcry:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She's named after The Legend of Zelda

    Don't you guys see how fucking cool that is???


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    Hold me.
     
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    Damn, that's pretty impressive for Robin Williams offspring.
     
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    Meh
     
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    fucking cute
     
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    Is she a lesbo?
     
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    are those pokies???
     
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    Your mother
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    SHE'S NAMED AFTER THE LEGEND OF ZELDA

    AND SHE'S FUCKING LOADED




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    Poor thing probably got his hairy back gene too.