News My new job in Australia

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by RenchFries, May 17, 2016.

  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    Well, it has turned out I got the job I originally wanted when I went here! I'm going to be a bartender on a tropical island near Cairns. Not getting more specific than that, as it'll make it pretty easy to ID me if I named the island.

    I'm sure I will enjoy the hell out of the island life for the remaining 6 or so months I got here.

    Starting tomorrow. Hell yeah! :cheer:
     
  2. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Sounds like a reasonable career choice.
     
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    I'm assuming not a permanent job right? Happy for ya!
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Suck my shrimp on the Barbie dick
     
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    Wow, good for you, Rench!!!

    You're gonna have a total blast.

    Didn't you hurt your foot or sumpin'?
     
  6. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Outstanding.
    Work hard and save ur money.
    Watch out for sharks.
     
  7. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    Fuck as many shelias as you can.
     
  8. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    That sounds awesome and relaxing. Congrats on getting the job. Enjoy Rench! :thumbup2:




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  9. Stew Nod

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    Awesome! Are ya gonna learn to surf?
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Take pics of Aussie tits or gtfo.
     
  11. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    Spent 2 weeks in Australia, had a blast.
     
  12. RenchFries

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    Nothing permanent. My career will resume after this adventure is over.
    Thanks. Yeah, broke my finger. But I won't stop me from doing this. Healing up nicely, but I'll have to wear a splint for another month or so.
    Already took surf lessons a couple of months ago. Not much surfing here up north, though.
     
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    Congrats on the job & for taking your life by the balls!!!!
     
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    Lucky bastard.

    Bartender = avalanche of vagina.

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  15. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Hello VIP

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    Enjoy yourself man! So many people wish they did what you're doing when they had the chance
     
  16. sumtexan

    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    That's awesome! Post lots of stories because many of us will be living vicariously through you!
     
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    Awesome Rench, glad you got the gig you wanted! :beer:
     
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    That's great news--congrats!

    I'll be sitting at a desk in a windowless office tomorrow, what-EVER. :p
     
  19. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    Better get a life preserver, you're gonna be drowning in pussy.
     
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    Can you look for MH370 on your days off?
     
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