my new wacky iraqineighbor..

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  1. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    shes in her mid 20s, hardly speaks any english and always,always knocks on my door for advice or comes to our gym when im working out and asks questions in barely understNDABLE ENGLISH..SHES CUTE ..has a nice lil bod ...


    she has smoky eyes and a sultry look thaty says dont piss me off..what to do what to do??
     
  2. Vol

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    You bone her
     
  3. wanker

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    yes, yes.. trying..i hav to call the taxi for her cus she doesnt have a license here yet..

    she does have relatives here as far as i can understand..spent a few hours one day helping her get her dirt devil together
     
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    Take pics and post them.
     
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    She Chaldean?
     
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    huh?
     
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    the language barrier is frustrating and exciting at the same time..still not sure how shes living alone and going to college here without some similance of rudimentary english..

    like i say she does have relatives somere where in town..havnt really delved to far in her history ..yet....
     
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    sleeper cell
     
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    You are her first contact. This is how is starts. You just became part of the problem.
     
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    She probably knows 30 different ways to kill you. With her pinky finger...
     
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    Oh I suspect she speaks English rather well..
     
  12. Billy Brown

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    :facepalm:
     
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    her broken english is tolerable to a point .. she says she likes to make lasagna and such and i say great..make me a meal ...

    i was the first she made contact with here and i feel responsible for her welfare so any curiosity on my part has to take a back seat to her settling in..
     
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    i didnt get what u said
     
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    Bury her up to her neck and have the men of your village stone her for speaking to you. That will show her you took an interest in her culture and learned about her heritage.
     
  16. wanker

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    u know what, if i had some weed id smoke some with her,at least offer her some, best ice breaker eva..
     
  17. wanker

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    shes finding her way...shes just very curious and wanting to fit in..

    ill fuck anyone one up who messes with her
     
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    Fixed. You're welcome.
     
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    why are you talking so much ? forget that, do activities with her and slowly get more and more touchy. hopefully you are able to read body language to know if she is interested or isn't. with the language barrier, intellect doesn't matter, it is all about looks, body language and entertaining her (with activities ) .
     
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    :lol: