I'm doing a low calorie/low carb diet five days a week. I walk my dogs three miles a day five days a week. I workout six days a week for two hours and fifteen minutes total, half of that is cardio, and I use 10 pound weights. I tried on a dress last night and I look like I could kick anyone's ass with my powerful calves, solid as a fucking fireplug thighs, and delightful, mussular ass. Also, my biceps no longer fit in the one of the shirts I used to wear because I am so fucking buff. I just want to be willowy and languid looking and I am very upset about this.