My new years resolution is to get a girlfriend

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Same resolution since 2006
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Maybe a boyfriend would be more your speed?
     
  3. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I don't know any good Pomeranian breeders.

    Stop PMing.
     
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  4. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    YOU ARE A DOG-FUCKING EMO FAGGOT AND...

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    Stay strong, bro. We love you.
     
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    What about letting him dip his wick in @Nikkerz' honey pot. Getting some of that Nikkerz stink on his little peen might help him lose that loser stench following him around.
     
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    Miracles for 800 hundred, Alex
     
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    OK, keep us updated, good luck
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head Darth Taterâ„¢ 2010 OG Gold

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    You ever fuck a black guy?
     
  11. Dirty South

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    Black lab count?
     
  12. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    nice reps loser
    thanks
     
  13. Chriza

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    :spit:

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  14. Mr. Potato Head

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    @garypagetwo

    Your vote.
     
  15. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    @garypagetwo : Why did your quest for a girlfriend only start then?
     
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    Hi, Gary.
     
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  18. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    before then i was too young and carefree and having too much fun in my life to worry about having a girlfriend.
     
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  20. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    hi