My new years resolution is to steal @garypagetwo(s) girlfriend

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  1. WillyBest

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    Shouldn't be too hard to steal @garypagetwo 's girlfriend away, right?

    I figure a box of Milk Bones would do the trick...
     
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    Are you fucking serious right now, bro?
     
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    The pic got smaller o_O
     
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    Serious as a heart attack, you melvin chode faggot!:mad:
     
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    A grown man with autism and living in a dumpster who's been telling the same joke for 2 years...I don't even know what to say.
     
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    You said a lot, right there!
     
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    and if youre not convinced, the wall of negs you commit to giving me on a daily basis should remove any doubt.
     
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    :jj: Gary pwning
     
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    You're going end up fucking a dude or a dog if you do.
     
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    New Gary shtick! Saying we have an illness...he accused me of having Parkinson's the other day. :nojj:
     
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    How did that clothing company turn out, Gar? We need an update!
     
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    Yeah, that's not funny @garypagetwo . Words hurt!

    No one here has ever wished an illness on you and you just accused @Dream Theater of having Parkinson's and me of being autistic! Not cool, man!
     
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    No, I accused you of being a corny biker dude who wears leather and rides a harley. oh wait :jj:
    How did that thing you were doing turn out? Oh thats right, you never do anything other than shitpost online and spread your autism to everyone
     
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    My thing turned out great, Gar! Thanks for asking! My girlfriend is doing great too, how's yours? We just had sex last night. OMG, it feels so good, you should try it some time!

    I don't think autism speeds that way. I don't think you can spread it like Ebola. But then again, I'm autistic, so what the fuck do I know?
     
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    Your girlfriend sounds like a real pig no offense
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    :jj: if I saw this in front of me on the road id just hit the gas and run you all over. It's like a super mobile gay parade
     
  19. Lou Loomis

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    Gary, do you fuck inanimate objects-- like pumpkins and watermelons, or flan-- to try to feel what a vagina must be like ?


    Be honest :fil:
     
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    Good idea Gar....I am sure nothing bad would come of that.
     
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