My Next Job

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ryan Lever, Sep 20, 2012.

  1. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    What do you guys think I should do for my next job? Pizza cook which is what I did in the past or shelf stocking at my local grocery store.:c
     
  2. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I don't want you handling food.

    Can't you be a cashier somewhere for the love of God.
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Professional singer.
     
  4. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    That crack ain't gonna smoke itself.
     
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    Blow men for quarters





    You know, your old job.
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Life coach.
     
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    Youll never work again

    Liar
     
  8. DogStar69

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    [video=youtube;B58P5593d-w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B58P5593d-w[/video]
     
  9. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    Crack is wack
     
  10. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Go be a drug counselor. They're always ex-junkie losers, you'll fit right in.
     
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    Crash Test dummy
     
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    Speed bump
     
  13. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Why do you think they call it dope?
     
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    Toothpaste commercial actor
     
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    Polygrip tester
     
  16. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    Been there smoked crack before it is not what it is all "cracked" up to be.
     
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    Heart transplant donor.
     
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    HAL HAM

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    police officer
     
  19. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    lol
     
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    Pylon