WTF My normal Five Guys meal calories - YIKES!

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  1. bluedevil30

    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member

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    Bacon Cheeseburger - 920
    Regular Fries - 953
    Choc Shake - 700

    Total - 2,573


    6' 2" 225 (Ding!)
     
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    A fine burger, but wayyyy too expensive for what it is
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Good thing you're burning that off training for the olympics.
     
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    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!" Gold

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    Yeah, but if it's just an occasional treat, it's all good.
     
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    very impressive. I can only handle the small burger small fries and a soda.
     
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    Why is everything so good so bad for you?
     
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    Five Guys Burgers are good... Now those goddamn fries! Jesus those are amazing!! Me being the dope that I am usually end up eating so many of the free peanuts that I can't finish my meal.
     
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    Every time I see those big boxes of peanuts at 5G, I think they are saying stick-it to peanut allergy sufferers.
     
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    What the hell are these fries that they have more calories than a bacon burger????
     
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    That's pretty much a fake allergy. Test it yourself. Seek out the people you know that claim to have peanut allergies and sneak some peanuts into their food. Do it. Trust me.
     
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    You own EpiPen stock by any chance?
     
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    Add another 300 calories for the extra fries they throw in the bag.
     
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    And those are always the ones that taste the best for some reason
     
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    I pretty much can get full on half of their bag 'o fries.
     
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    I had a snack cake the other day
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    570 calories for a snack, a quarter pounder with cheese only has 417 calories.
     
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    A symbol of American health you are
     
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    Look for me on the Mexican Curling team at the 2018 Winter Games in South Korea.

     
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    Get rid of the shake and fries you could justify having that burger 3 times a week :yes:
     
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    That's 75 portions of almonds Robin ! Or 3 gallons of a beautiful soup ... Robin ?