My Older Brother sat me and my family down for a family meeting.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Jun 8, 2012.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    To let us know that he is moving to California on the 17 to become an Adult film star. The fun never ends over here.:facepalm:
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    where is that cute ass sister of yours?
     
  3. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Your parents didn't take the news well?
     
  4. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    One gay porn movie under your belt hardly makes you a star.
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    professional pop off
     
  6. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    how old is he & what job is he leaving?
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    That lucky motherfucker! :mad:

    Unless it's gay porn. :nono:
     
  8. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    This smells like a hose job....no pun intended....
     
  9. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    my dad smiled and my mom freaked out and said she is going to tell everybody and hes not going.
     
  10. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Damn moms.
     
  11. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i don't even think they pay dudes anymore....the industry finally figured that one out.:rolleye:
     
  12. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    32 no job . He going to be doing rough sex acts like Max Hardcore style..:facepalm:
     
  13. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    so he's got a nice big dick?
     
  14. Boss Ono

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    I'll keep an eye out for some Luigi64 porn then.
     
  15. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    So is he handsome and big dicked? I would imagine there are no shortage of applicants for such positions.....
     
  16. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I honestly do not know. I would never watch it.
     
  17. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    $2000 per film straight. $5000 gay. That's what some porn actors told me in jail.
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :bs:
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Does he already have something lined up, or does he expect to just go out there and become a star????
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Jonah Falcon could make millions if he did porn but he won't.