My one word movie review for Gravity

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  1. Gwarn1

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    Meh
     
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    Mercy post.

    It's getting rave reviews? :dontknow:
     
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    (thanks for the mercy post) don't want to be a spoiler so I'll just say meh
     
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    Sandra Bullock is the same age as me... she is still super hot and I'm an aging faggot. :tears:
     
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    Holly crap! She's 6 years older than my decrepit old ass and when she strips off her space suit and floats around with camera right in her crotch it's amazing to say the least. Im 43 i don't know why but I'm only attracted older women now. It's the strangest thing
     
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    48... :bigcry:

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    Gorgeous :wub: a bit young but it's all good
     
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    BTW...thanks for the spoiler, you sum bitch. :mad:
     
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    She's wearing like little yoga shorts and the camera is right up in her junk. Best part of the movie IMO
     
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    :c Gonna go see it asap. Not tomorrow, though...I have 12+ hours of football to watch.
     
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    Thanks asshole! Today I got called into work an hour before the games start and off work an hour after they end :woot: I want to die
     
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    See you later then. :owned:
     
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    :mad:
     
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    Who do the giants have?
     
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    Philly... It's gonna be an old fashioned east coast suckfest!
     
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    I'd like to know what happens. Could you use spoiler tags? :munch:
     
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    Ok

    Ok

    spoiler
    george clooney is way too cool to be upset by the major space disaster that is becoming them. So he sacrifices himself because it's his only choice but the whole time he is way too cool to even die. So Sandra bullock has to go it alone and find her way to the Chinese space station which she does but when she gets in it she notices there isn't enough fuel to get o earth so she gives up and starts draining the capsules oxygen to make herself die faster.

    So just then George clooney shows up knocking on the capsules door and comes in and tells her how to use the capsules remaing hidden fuel to make her way back to earth. But then she turns her head and turns back to notice he really isn't there and it was just his ghost because he really is way too cool to just be dead.then she maneuvers her way to earth and crash lands in china
     
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    Shit, tags didn't work. Oh well fuck it
     
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    thanks man. i can't buy sandra bullock in a space movie. wasn't going to see it anyway. :hat:
     
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    I saw it with the wifey and it was amazing. Best movie of the year.