My Palm trees need trimming again...

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  1. Phil McKrakin

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    I just love these fuckers. The momma Palm is on the other side (adjacent) of my back yard. Aboot 6 years ago, the two of them just magically sprouted up...

    Perfectly situated in the center of my back 40 square yards. :wub: I love them like they are my own spawn. I even pee on them regularly during my frequent drinking binges, and I believe that makes them grow even stronger. Imma hack the shit out of them next week when the monthly curbside pick up comes up.

    Phillllllllllll....OUT!! Yep...I'm pretty fucking drunk right now...

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  2. nazdrowie

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    I miss Howiewood
     
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    He was a total faggot. Fuck him. :no:
     
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    Don't you ever say that.
     
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    Say nice things about my twin palms...I beg you.
     
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    those palm are even more queer than Phillywood
     
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    :mad:
     
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    I like your piss-drenched palms.
     
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    That's better. My piss has what palms want.
     
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    Golden showers bring May flowers.
     
  11. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    I am now inspired to plant a pair of pine trees this week and hopefully 6 years from now they will be thread worthy
     
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    Had to do it... Momma palm:

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    Don't forget to drench them nightly with your tinkle.
     
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    Hey...it hardly ever rains out here. I'm environmentally proficient.
     
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    I used to piss on the plants all the time. My step dad for all angry all the time. That faggot had no clue.
     
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    I've saved thousands of gallons of water each year pissing on those fuckers. I'm a proud papa.
     
  17. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    I can't stop farting
     
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    I've never farted on my palms. That would be unseemly.
     
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    I'm having the same issue. I've pumped tons of methane into this matress. If there was any bed bugs before they are surely dead now.
     
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    You have an all-night McDonald's?