My pants are falling off

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Apr 19, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That means I must be losing weight


    :c :woot: :party: :dancin:
     
  2. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    AIDS :( Sorry bro
     
  3. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Eating those shit bean burritos I find that unlikely.
    Maybe you have AIDS
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I think I'll reward myself with a Papa Murphy's 5 Meat Stuffed

    Family size :buffet:


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  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    put on a belt
     
  6. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    Maybe you are developing brittle bones and are wasting away from the inside! :worried:
     
  7. Double Blizz

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    :ninja:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Evidently I accidentally turned on the HackSignal :rolleyes:
     
  9. acagirl98

    acagirl98 Well-Known Member

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    or they need to be washed.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm wearing a belt, ASSHOLE
     
  11. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    I would do work on one of those
     
  12. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Don't be all mad at me; I didn't give you the gay plague
     
  13. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

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    must be from helping Mrs. Chriza mop up the jizz at the peep show store
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Maybe I got it from eating ass :eek:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :nojj:
     
  16. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Chriza, I was going to ask you to make a food thread, but I thought you would yell at me :yell:
     
  17. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    I'll be a hack but Imma hack without AIDS.
    BOOM!
     
  18. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    that's good, who's your writer
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Technically this is one :grad:

    I'm celebrating my new healthy physique and outlook on life
     
  20. Sternac

    Sternac HALs Pal

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    let me try this again... maybe from eating her ass you sucked out some of the chemicals they use for chemo, making you lose your appetite.