My penis works like a champ...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Phillip, Dec 6, 2013.

  1. Phillip

    Phillip VIP Extreme VIP Gold

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    Wife is pregnant for the second time in 13 months. She's Mexican and they get knocked up from looking at testes, but I'm assuming my jizz is rocket powered.
     
  2. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Former Vice Regent to the Bar POTY Gold

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    White trash problems.
     
  3. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Beaners are like rabbits, except rabbits commit less crimes.
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    good for you.
     
  5. Phillip

    Phillip VIP Extreme VIP Gold

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    Yes I know guy named after Howard Stern circa 2006.
     
  6. Phillip

    Phillip VIP Extreme VIP Gold

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    Yes but my superior nazi blood and genetics will purify it.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Rabbits also don't go around spray painting their name on walls. :grad:
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Before or after he got Parkinson's?