My penis

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  1. rob82

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    Who wants it?
     
  2. rob82

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    Anyone?
     
  3. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Looks like you'll be your own best friend tonight, rob!
     
  4. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    How many miles on it?
     
  5. rob82

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    As always
     
  6. rob82

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    175,000. It's a foreign cock, though
     
  7. rob82

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    I measured it recently, right at 8 inches from the side, and 6 inches around the base. Who wants it?
     
  8. Super Mario

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  9. HowieCalbo

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    Would you settle for a monkey?
     
  10. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    This site is getting so bizarre...........it JUST MIGHT make it!
     
  11. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    there was never a doubt
     
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    So should I be expecting a PM soon or what how is this going to work??
     
  14. rob82

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    I'm back in Japan, homeboy. Come on out here and we can work this shit out
     
  15. rob82

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    So I hear from my gay friends that the difference between asshole and pussy is that the pussy feels tight to some degree all the way in, but the asshole is only tight at the opening. Is this factual?
     
  16. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    I would hope 1 smells better too.
     
  17. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Hi CHuck :hw:
     
  18. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    Hi Vyb! How's your penis?
     
  19. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Thick and pink. True story.
     
  20. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    This feels ghey.