Share your stories...............I need mack here for those pictures of his chewed up leather ottoman! I'll start. My dog is smart, for a fucking idiot. She unhinged her cage one night...........the back sliding glass door was left open for the night, just the screen shut.............when I woke up in the morning....that fucking dog had left muddy pawprints on the kitchen table, all the counters, the bathroom sink, all over the flooring and carpets - and had taken 3 unopened beers from a case sitting on the counter - blew through the back screen and chewed through the cans in the backyard. There was a loaf of bread and a container of dried pasta lost that night as well. I felt like Will Ferrel when I woke up and saw it ..... "I'm not even mad, I'm a little impressed". Except that I was mad. Dick.