My pinky toe is black

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gitfiddle, Jun 24, 2013.

  1. Gitfiddle

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    Boon toe. Probably broken.

    Kicked the corner baseboard while trotting to answer the door. Is there anything else that brings such instant primal rage as hitting your toe like that? I'm sure the guy at the door heard me scream FUUUUUUCK!!! :cuss::burn:

    :owned:
     
  2. Daveindiego

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    That shit is dead. Cut it the fuck off.
     
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    great pic
     
  4. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    The way it looks I really wouldn't be surprised if it died and dropped off on its own.
     
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    Yeah I broke mine on a coffee table a few years ago but that shit never turned black... just dark red.
     
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    Black = dead.

    Cut it off, pussy.
     
  7. Daveindiego

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    Shit is poisoning your insides the longer you wait.

    You are going to die.
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Trust me. I know what I'm talking about. :grad:
     
  9. Gitfiddle

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    Lulz


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    are you in the medical profession?
     
  11. Gitfiddle

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    I think people should be proactive like Angelina Jolie and just lop off their pinky toes. That shit is gonna bang on something at some point.
     
  12. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    When?
     
  13. HowardsPrenup

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    Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish
     
  14. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    What?

    No, I just always know what I'm talking about. I'm like a 'life expert'. :smile:
     
  15. DarkFriday

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    Can the toe get into college for free now? :brotha:
     
  16. Daveindiego

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    Always, damnit.
     
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    You should beat the toe with a hammer, to make sure it's dead and not a flight risk when you cut it off
     
  18. Gitfiddle

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    Please don't make a mockery of this.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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