my pitiful chest hair cuts my nipples

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  1. BethsZygote

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    when i run with a shirt on! :c


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    Maybe Spaz will do you a favor and shave your chest....
     
  3. BethsZygote

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    already took care of that.

    its more about the hair surrounding my nipples, and their razor like cutting qualities.

    I grow actual chest hair like homer simpsons dome.
     
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    cut holes in your shirt where your nipples are
     
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    Stylish too.
     
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    just found this on runnersworld

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    Over 5 miles I get that too. Just bandaid em.
     
  8. Ruffypup

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    Boobs or GTFO!
     
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    Scotch tape your nipples.
     
  10. BethsZygote

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    ruffy i follow you, you could check my twit pic, im topless T O P L E S S no no when you check twitter, youll do it...
     
  11. harlock

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    they make nipple tape that runners use
     
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    Quit running! :hat:
     
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    It's not chest hair, it's the shirt. Either cotton or technical shirt material will irritate your nips. Band aids work well.
     
  14. Spazzmatazz

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    Interesting when the topic of a man comes up you think of me. Kick that closet door and come on out, Nancy. It must be sticking.
     
  15. Beth Eats Hay

    Beth Eats Hay Well-Known Member

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    Also, wear a compression shirt. Cotton shirts are too heavy besides being nipple unfriendly :D
     
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    Post pictures of your nipples or it didn't happen.
     
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    Have Ronnie pick out a brawr for you...

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    im pretty sure its the razorwire areola hair that i HAD that was doing the actual abrasions. We will see, ill report back after next run.


    trying to get kellyjean to come put neosporin on them..:woowoo:
     
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  20. BethsZygote

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    just shaved the hair off, and did 3.06mi in a cotton shirt and hoodie. Its anecdotal, but i worked up a decent sweat and my chest and nipples are not raw :dontknow: