My plans for tonight got cancelled

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Feb 23, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Now I'm just sitting around like a Jew on Christmas

    I'm going to watch Netflix until someone texts me and wants to hang out with The Chrizaâ„¢

    Fuck you all :pie:
     
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    What a fucking loser
     
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    Just go to the nearest train tracks,lay on them and take a nap.[​IMG]
     
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    we go out on xmas eve
     
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    Welcome to about 360 days of my year.
     
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    I've heard it can be pretty tough when imaginary friends even leave you hangin'.
     
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    Oh great now we gotta fucking entertain you? how was that restaurant?
     
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    "uh, I can't hang out with you tonight Chriza I'm having back surgery tomorrow. Then I'm going to play tennis in the afternoon."
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :derp:

    I was always wondering who posted here on Saturday nights

    This one was hardly a shock :jj:
     
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    that sucks
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You misspelled hip
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fucking baller. I'd go back but it closes in half an hour and I ain't hungry yet
     
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    Poor Chriza, first penis pustules, now this. Your life just sucks!
     
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    fuck off :pie: