My porn machine got snagged by the FBI

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  1. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    fbi virus, no safe mode, etc using kaspersky rescue disk for the basics...any advice from you puter geeks?xp pro
     
  2. DroppingLoads

    DroppingLoads New Member Banned User

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    got nothing...
     
  3. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    boot avast from usb stick.
     
  4. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    Go into full porn mode. Don't look back.
     
  5. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    will it download to a usb? & be usable to boot?i swear avast, avg, malware are responsible for all this bullshit...if i owned a tire store, i would spend my days driving around tossing nails out my window.
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Yo, I gotcha
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Just admit that rehab chick sucks and I'll help you
     
  8. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    married 16yrs, way ahead of ya
     
  9. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Yes, avast can boot from a usb stick. Just google it to get the right file. Worked on my laptop when it was completely locked down.
     
  10. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    :hhh:
     
  11. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    thanks, but fuk it, i'll buy new, love that chik
     
  12. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    Google it. I got that when I had Windows and removed it in like 20 minutes.
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    gotta kill the process. rkill is your friend. but if your hosts file is fucked you won't be able to DL from the infected machine. Any chance you have another PC??
     
  14. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    ya, i've had it before & just restarted with a different user & then ran avast, avg, malware etc for the fix....this latest version kicks ass...wtf is the payoff anyway? dont get how anyone benefits except avg avast malware....fookin scam bullshit punkass geeks.
     
  15. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    ya i have another porn machine, whats the fix? i'm gonna do garypage2's fix in the morning
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    looks like you're going to jail
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    download rkill. every type - exe, com, scripts, whatever they list. try running each one till the process gets killed. run malwarebytes. done.
     
  18. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    I got on an XP pro and started on safe mode and dled r kill and ran that if I recall. I looked up on my phone how to do it.
    A few sites had step by step instructions, one was very good.
     
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    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    why would the fbi give 2 shits about fuck movies....what fuck movies you watching
     
  20. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Must be watching that kiddy porn stuff...