My prediction when/if the BFF Fund reaches it's goal

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  1. SillyOldMan

    SillyOldMan Well-Known Member

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    The press release/twitter/instagram and Howard/Beth's announcements on the radio show and for all appearances will say something like "With the proceeds from the release of Beth's new children's book, we have now reached the funding goal for the BFF fund."

    Even though Howard and Beth's actual $$$$$ contributions will be a minimal percent, they will make sure to take/steal the glory of crossing the finish line. It will be like Billy Joel and that other woman who came in with her big check running 99% of a marathon only to hand off the baton to the Beefus for the final 100 yards.

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    And waters wet

    You know this is gonna happen, it will be ALLLLLLLLLL about Beth and her vision drive etc to build the Taj Mahal of pet shelters in a region of the one percent of the one percent. What a great use of time, resources and money

    You want to help animals open a shelter in poverty stricken Tennessee or Alabama where there is zero public money to help. Not the Hamptons

    Dumb bitch
     
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    Fuck them

    I hope the place is destroyed in a hurricane
     
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    I doubt they will ever build the kitten ranch. The fund raising is just a slush fund for Beth.
     
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    Who's to say Gunky will still have a radio show by then?

    I doubt they'll have enough money by the end of the year. Oh wait, it's not the money, they're "pulling permits."

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    Wow, just wow!
     
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    Because Howard needs more cash :facepalm:
     
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    blindbella Well-Known Member

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    It's not in the Hamptons. It's in Port Washington, but same deal.
    It's amazing that they don't have permits yet. I mean, they knew they were going to build this thing years ago, right?
     
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    they don't have permits yet?????? isn't that the first thing you do when you're going to construct something????? something is really sounding fishy.... meanwhile the money is sitting in some fund being invested or collecting some kind of minimal interest (i'm probably being too suspicious, chances are it's in some kind of escrow account).
     
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    My prediction: when the necessary funds are raised and the permits granted they will build a state of the art facility to care for cats in need.
     
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    VERY WELL SAID AND 100% TRUE!!!!!!
     
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    girls like wiggy can never have enough as a die hard fan ( :giggle: ) you should know that by now
     
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    This seems like the most plausible scenario.

    The other scenario is that Beth is a paid employee of the NSAL, and she gets a cut of monies generated through the fundraising.
     
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    How much money do you need to put up four cinder block walls and a wood frame roof? It's just a structure for cats in cages. Geez. The Amish can build an entire barn in a weekend.
     
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    Howard used the excuse about the permits today when a caller asked about it. So I guess Beth was lying (again) when she said in an interview over the winter that everything was all set and construction was starting in the spring. We all knew from the beginning she'd drag this out as long as possible to maximize her attention-whoring possibilities. Is there a way to check on when the permit was applied for and what the status is?
     
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    Gunky says "you can never have enough marbles."