Politics My proposal to fix the Syrian immigration issue.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    IMHO....

    I think that we need to make a demand of Iraq or Saudi Arabia to provide enough land within their borders to accommodate the nearly 5 million refugees, and then round them all back up, and ship them to these new accommodations.

    Provide them with the materials to live, give them decent accommodations.

    In todays NYT, there was an article, forgive me for not having a link to it, that proposed that Russia is intending to weaken the European Union by helping to continue the flow of refugees into Europe by turning the Syrian civil war into the favor of Assad.

    Let Russia bog themselves down in Syria.

    Keep US troops out. We do not have a dog in this fight, it is not our concern. Our concern is defending Israel if necessary.
     
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    Even better: Dubai has numerous jobs they can't fill and they insist on importing Filipinos, Pakistanis, and yes, North Koreans to get it done. Let them take the refugees, give them jobs, and set them up.
     
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    I can't object too vociferously with either of these suggestions.

    Of course getting the Saudis or Iraqis to agree to take them in is another matter altogether. Only self loathing, suicidal retards like those who run the German and Swedish governments would ever agree to such a thing.
     
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    its not our job to be mother teresa.

    all for helping them but its not this country's responsibility to be earth's poor house

    call that what you will but i dont understand why we have to lord over everyone like theyre our broken little abused step children
     
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    Push them in a hole. Neat. Simple. Effective.
     
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    How about overthrow the corrupt government and kill the dictator or is that too bloody ?
     
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    that doesnt always work but fuck it why not try anyway
     
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    Did it work in Libya ? I havent heard anything about Libyan immigrants invading Europe.
     
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    Saudi Arabia hasn't expressed any interest in receiving the displaced. They have however said they'd be perfectly happy funding the construction of 80+ mosques throughout Germany.
     
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    even arabs know that importing arabs is dangerous.
     
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    how about send em to china? plenty of land and money there

    all of our money goes there anyway riiiiight?
     
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    You're right. The attitude goes something like this: "Oh, no, no... we'll just send money to Hezbollah and Hamas... no way in hell we're going to import Palestinians and help them that way!"

    Seriously, give the whole damn thing back to the Ottoman Empire. Those guys had this shit under control before the French and the English began randomly drawing lines in the desert after WWI.
     
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    Worked so well in Iraq :rolleyes:
     
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    The other option would be to turn that entire side of the planet into smooth glass. Pop a hole through the glass, suck the remaining oil out, and let the rest of the fucking civilized world explore space, rather than fight over dust.
     
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    Well, there were no Muslims on Star Trek.
     
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    Hear, hear.

    I think that this is in the best interests of ALL, as these people are able to stay much closer to their homes that they will eventually be going back to once the fighting is over, and they can have work that they need to survive.

    Great minds come together to solve problems. :grad:
     
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    They have land that they don't even know exists in both countries, Iraq and Saudi Arabia. And we certainly have the technology and they have the money, to build an infrastructure that would make living comfortable.

    But the Dubai construction jobs sounds better.
     
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    :wtf:

    You read anything on this subject?

    I'm reading a GREAT book right now on the beginnings of Iraq and Syria, 'Line in the Sand' by James Barr.