My psychologist said...

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  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    So i find went to seek help from a professional. And I told her about us. About our relationship and how y'all make me feel. I told her how we are mean to one another and how we call each other names. I did mention that I thought it was comical.

    She told me stop seeking coping methods from negative things and negative people.

    :facepalm:

    I don't think she's gonna be able to help me.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I thought I did my research but apparently not good enough. I thought for sure I was gonna get the hookup with some good drugs. :nocheer:
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :secret: psychiatrist not psychologist
     
  6. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Who the fuck is Matt
     
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    RobinsBedSores VIP Extreme Gold

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    Psychologists cannot prescribe meds.
     
  9. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I figured that out after the session. :bigcry: maybe she'll contact my reg doctor and tell her I'm in need of drugs.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    That religious dude.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    :omg:
     
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    This place can be therapeutic IMO
     
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    Lol eeeediot
     
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    It was that cat video I posted, wasn't it?
     
  15. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Yea I think so. I was in the middle of talking about my problems when I just busted out laughing at her for looking at me weird. All I could do was picture all the crazy gifs y'all use. :giggle:
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I had a very similar conversation with the morbidly obese therapist I was seeing. She tried to get me to do this group therapy thing so I could meet "more positive" people, so I did it. One lady started yelling mid-session at the top of her lungs about how her daughter in law was a big cunt. It was actually way worse than here for me.
     
  17. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    She kept moving her eyes up and down my body. Up and down. I think it was some kinda crazy technique she was trying.
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    exactly

    fuck a shrink
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    "I can't even see my granddaughter when I drive all the way down to Yuma because...my daughter in law...is a CUNT!"
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    She's going to tell you to stop posting here. :grad: