My Puerto Rican clean ladies are here what should I do?

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  1. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    I am never home when they clean my house except today I'm here with my broken leg. A couple of them are pretty hot.

    I think I've watched too much porn because my cock is getting hard.

    It's also time for their holiday tip. How do I make this move?
     
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    Fuck her/them right in the pussy
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    "So, I've got something here that really needs a waxing." If she licks her lips or smiles make the approach. If she make s a weird face then hand her some figurine/vase.
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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  5. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    Would a sponge bath request be out of the question?
     
  6. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Tell them your schlong is dusty and needs some dusting. Great pick up line for a cleaning person.
     
  7. GaryPuppet

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    Let them catch you jerking off. That would be so hot.
     
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    dude our cleaning ladies are so beat. totally Consuela from Family guy. I make myself scarce when they are here
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    Just pull it out. Lay down on the couch a see what they do. If nothing, remind them that they can both either choke on your cocknballs or you're contacting immigration. Works every time.
     
  11. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    According to dirty latina maids, you should be able to go balls deep for about 60.00
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    :haha: :lol: :rofl: :jj:
     
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    Put it in their butts.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Popcorn trick
     
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    Drop your pen
     
  16. Robert Higgins

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    The one doing the vacuuming is about 19 and has enormous hooters. I'm so horny right now.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Tell each of them in private that they look like Jennifer Lopez.

    You know what to do.
     
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    Seduce them with empenadas
     
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    alcohol :secret:
     
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    Maybe i should hire some puerto rican cleaning ladies. Hmmmmm. How much does that cost?
     
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