My Relationship is on the Rocks

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    This morning I got the following text from my gf:
    "Are you happy? Do you still want to be with me?"

    I responded:
    "Where did that come from?"

    She replied:
    "Been thinking about a lot of stuff. I'd just like an honest answer."

    I responded:
    "I'm only not happy when we argue, which seems to be every weekend now."

    She replied:
    "Arguments come with relationships. But I don't enjoy them either. Unfortunately it's the only way I can get you to hear me even though it goes in one ear and out the other. We argue about the same things over and over, your unwillingness to show any sort of compassion or interest towards how I feel. I'm tired of being the selfless one. Outside of the arguing which is 99% of the time about things I'm sick of enduring every weekend for you, I don't break your balls about anything. I stay out of your way during the week and wait around until I hear from you. I've literally required zero effort from you and still tried to do anything you asked me to without complaining. I'm a damn good girlfriend, and I do a lot for you that you don't deserve. You want the arguing to stop? Then stop being an asshole towards the only woman besides your mother that still manages to love you deeply everyday knowing nothing will be given back in return. You don't have to give it 100%, hell you don't even have to give me 50. At this point I'll take whatever effort you can give. But I have to see something Larry. I have to feel something from you. I don't think that's too much to ask."

    I don't think I'm gonna respond to that.
     
  2. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    Show her your Beth post that got you banned from SFN. She'll fall in love with you all over again. :c
     
  3. IllegalSearch

    IllegalSearch Well-Known Member

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    Come on Larry, make a motion to supress or re-argue.
     
  4. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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  5. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    She would fit right in over at the Bar
     
  6. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    This should take care of it:coffee:
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  7. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :c


    You better watch out, Illegal Search, or Larry will get you tossed out.
     
  8. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
  9. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Why don't you try giving 5% and see what happens? :idea:
     
  10. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Send her pic. That will tell us all we need to know.
     
  11. check1

    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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  12. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Damn, you're harsh. I was planning on counteroffering 10%.
     
  13. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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  14. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    You should probably get into these type of texting fights with her on Twitter. Then you will only have to listen to her bitch 140 characters at a time.
     
  15. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    After Mlaw catches up to the next ambulance maybe she'll chime in with an expert legal opinion on this issue.
     
  16. Jet

    Jet Active Member

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    Save the girl the trouble and break up with her. You obviously don't give a shit, as she has pointed out. Otherwise you wouldn't have posted this at all. Poor girl. :dontknow:
     
  17. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Helpful advice not wanted.
     
  18. todd packer

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  19. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    As someone who's going through something similar, just bail. The next girl will be more agreeable - for a while at least.
     
  20. Patron

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    What is this?...the Larry channel?