My review of Golden Chick restaurant

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    :shit: :shit: :shit: :shit:

    I'm pretty sure this is a regional chain. Fast food chicken. This place just opened.

    First of all, the fucking kid at the counter kept interrupting me.
    Me: I'll have the #1 with.....
    Him: Is this for here or to go?
    Me: It's for here. I'd like the......
    Him: 4 piece or 6?
    Me: 4 piece. I'd like.....
    Him: Do you want original or hot?
    Me: I'd like original. I'd like.......
    Him: Are Mashed potatoes oK for the side?
    Me: (Dejected) Yes.

    Fucker smelled like he had rescued a victim that was drowning in Axe too.

    I got the Chicken Tenders. They obviously brine their chicken because it was very moist and tender. The overwhelming taste was salt, probably from the brine. I'm going to be downing water all day and will probably have gout by this evening.

    It was greasy too. 6 napkins to 4 tenders is pretty high.

    Free Ice cream cones. It was chocolate and not even close to real ice cream. It was the taste and consistency of a fudgesicle.

    What a shithole.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You should have take a shit on the floor and run away
     
  3. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    you probably dont tell the subway person what kinda bread first
     
  4. BrulesRules

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    damn i was hoping from the name of the place it was going to be another place with scantily clad waitresses :nocheer:
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    That's right because Subway is a bigger, filthy, germy shithole than this place and I don't go there. Do you think those knifes get sanitized when they drop them in that milky looking tank of water?

    I read their fucking menu and was going to tell him everything he wanted to know. I was the only person in the store so there was no reason for him to rush me. Just a rude, Axe bathing fuckwad. Probably management material.
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    We have Twin Peaks and Bone Daddy's. I haven't been to Twin Peaks yet but Bone Daddy's has good food and hot waitresses.
     
  7. FlaFlaFlunkie

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  8. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    This place didn't look dirty.......yet. It just opened this week, I believe.
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I could never shit in public. I hold it in until I get home.
     
  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    he did
     
  11. gilaet

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    They put it on the menu.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Hey Norm how's the fricassee
     
  13. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    if you are in Texas, Chicken Express is the ruler.
     
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    i woulda asked him if the chicken was fresh
     
  15. BrulesRules

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    haven't heard of Bone Daddy's have to look that up.
     
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    That's where I usually go. I was driving by this place and it had just opened. I really don't eat fast food fried chicken very often because I'm trying to maintain my youthful figure.
     
  17. AmishGirl

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    Oh lord yes .... :depressed:
     
  18. Lou Loomis

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    I hear ya

    My girl's bro in law owns a Chicken E.

    That and Raising Canes are the only decent fast food chicken joints...