My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, Jul 25, 2015.

  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    I must master it like I must master my life.
     
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    You can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps

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    Your days of fingerbanging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! :fil:
     
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    Stop stealing my material, you half-wit!
     
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    Dana, you climb an obstacle like old people fuck!
     
  6. NipplesAndToes23

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    Get on your knees, scumbag!
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    We watched this movie when we were at the USO waiting to go to boot camp.

    In retrospect, I wonder if they told them to put that on the big screen or what. It was not the time to be watching that. :jj:
     
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    My teddy bear is my best friend. :shucks:
     
  11. Lemmy

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    I thought this was gonna be a Sig range report. :fil:
     
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    Here's a video of a match we have at our range for AR's, Garands, whatever. Drop eight steel plates, 8" x 13" (head shot equiv.) at 200 yards, best time wins. Great fun wit yo rifle.

     
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    :secret: Stay tuned...
     
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    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    OP what did you do in the Navy?
     
  15. Schmoopy

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    cook/diver
     
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    danas is masturbating to guns again.

    jesus.
     
  18. Schmoopy

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    It's better than jerking-off to Obama.
     
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    Snuff, guns and macho, the stuff of life.
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    Here you go, hack....


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