Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Phil McKrakin, Aug 22, 2012.
Just took a dump and almost passed out from the stench. Fuck.
go into the bathroom next time
taco shits? tandoori lentils? kimchi?
What did you eat?
courtesy flush works wonders stinkass
I made a buffalo chicken sandwich last night. Lots of blue cheese and Franks Red Hot sauce, L,T,O mayo. Must have been the blue cheese.
Oh yeah son. What'd you expect?
Blue cheese smells better on the way down then it does on the way out.
I'm expecting a good dump in a lil bit from my lunch.
I'm one of those people that thinks his shit don't stink
Remember when your mom said you were the most handsome man alive? She lied.
The new girl I'm dating has ferocious deuces. I think she has the IBS
she better be hot to put up with that shit!
throw away the keys to that backdoor.
Yeah she's cute and fit but she can't eat pizza or ice cream because of the lactose
I'm eating too healthy now. Salads just don't fill me up.
Yeah I caught a slight whiff the other day and
"Hey babe, let's take a shower".....
Phil how many flushes? You set any records today?
I sincerely hope that all of your food has that quality.