My Shit Stinks

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  1. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Just took a dump and almost passed out from the stench. Fuck.
     
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    go into the bathroom next time
     
  3. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    taco shits? tandoori lentils? kimchi?

    What did you eat?
     
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    courtesy flush works wonders stinkass
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

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    I made a buffalo chicken sandwich last night. Lots of blue cheese and Franks Red Hot sauce, L,T,O mayo. Must have been the blue cheese.
     
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    :jj: Oh yeah son. What'd you expect?
     
  7. Phil McKrakin

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    Blue cheese smells better on the way down then it does on the way out.
     
  8. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    I'm expecting a good dump in a lil bit from my lunch.

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    I'm one of those people that thinks his shit don't stink :cooljump:
     
  10. Phil McKrakin

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    Remember when your mom said you were the most handsome man alive? She lied.
     
  11. BudBudha

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    The new girl I'm dating has ferocious deuces. I think she has the IBS :uscared:
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    she better be hot to put up with that shit!
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    throw away the keys to that backdoor.
     
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    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    Yeah she's cute and fit but she can't eat pizza or ice cream because of the lactose :cuss:

    I'm eating too healthy now. Salads just don't fill me up.


    :hilarious:

    Yeah I caught a slight whiff the other day and :buhbye:
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

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    "Hey babe, let's take a shower".....
     
  16. Phil McKrakin

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    Phil how many flushes? You set any records today?
     
  18. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I sincerely hope that all of your food has that quality.
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

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    :bigthink