My single life-For those who need a laugh

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by h5htyt76757j, Jan 19, 2012.

  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Ive been in my condo for 3 and a half weeks now. Last night on what could be the coldest day of the year (I think it was 26 degrees with light snow and wind in NJ last night), my heat and hot water went out. I slept in a heavy sweatshirt and sweatpants. It was 51 degrees in my condo when I went to work this morning. I took a shower by standing outside the shower, turning the water on, dumping my head for a few seconds and than pulling out. Putting soap on and than doing it again. Imagine sticking your head in a bucket of ice water.

    Plus I am also sick. I have pharyngitis which is the beginnings of the flu. Sore throat, bodyaches and earache.

    So feel free to laugh now . I thought people would enjoy my misery.
     
  2. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Who is this cracker?
     
  5. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    John Cena wouldn't cry
     
  6. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Pay your bills, scumbag.
     
  7. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    :D at least you're not schmoopy :D
     
  8. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    You could start a fire with those shorts :dontknow:
     
  9. Garys chompers

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    That sucks faggit!
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Ahhh.,,,,the single life. I remember those days.
     
  12. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    chya'll mean, real mad mean
     
  13. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    What chyall fadin on?
     
  14. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    i like the wigger speak, can you re type it in wigger slang? :hat:
     
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    For this reason alone, you should join a gym.
     
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    more boring than funny.
     
  17. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    you can all be mean ..

    :jj: nice
     
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    Motoflou New Member

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    I'm so drunk I could bite a butt
     
  19. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    I done been in mah crib now fo bout a minute and, last night shit was brick here in dirty jersey. No heat or hot water fo a nigga, nigga slept in sean john track suit, chyeaa.. shits mad warm, woke up to get rich o die tryin and shit was brick as fuck mad worst than the other night, nigga had to wash stupid cold water yo, put the dome in real quick and shiver like whoa, i been coughin like a mofo fo a minute, niggas body hurt an shit

    chyall go ahead an clown on me
     
  20. wetback

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    :lol: