My sister-in-law is a nutjob.

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I can't lock my house up tight enough to keep that girl out! Went back to bed around 12:30, and she busted in my back door with her 3 kids, and scared the shit out of me walking into my room. Dog lost her mind and woke me out of a sound sleep - and let's not forget that I sleep naked. :facepalm:

    Yeah yeah, I never lock my house..............and it's true. But I know that all my friends knew I was sitting home alone all weekend, and they are all drunken freaks, so turned the bolt-lock on the front door. She came in through the back. Apparently you just have to wiggle those bastards around to get around the latch.
     
  2. BearShit

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    i would probably still hit it


    unless she is fat
     
  3. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I'll bet she fucks like a wild animal.
     
  4. Slippy

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    She's quite pretty - and for anybody that thinks I'm unbalanced.............she puts me to shame.
     
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    Time to piledrive! :madsex:
     
  6. BearShit

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    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    I am interested where do I sign up
     
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    Is she hot?
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    I'd like to sneak into your back door. :humpin:
     
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    ninja'd
     
  10. LonghornJ

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    How do you have a sister-in-law?
     
  11. Slippy

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    YAY! :hug:

    On my brother's ass. He also makes me look normal. Wear a helmet and shin-guards.

    Yes, mixed with a huge pile of "crazy" and a lot of medication.

    I'm not lying to you guys when I tell you that I'm the "normal" one in the family - excluding my mom and dad, of course.
     
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    So what did she want at 12:30 in the morning?
     
  13. newcastlefan

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    her brother is married
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    If you have a brother that marries a woman, that makes her your sister-in-law.

    Stay cute, sunshine. :kiss:
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    You know in Texas its legal to shoot someone that enters your home uninvited.
     
  16. Slippy

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    :facepalm: It''s like talking to stucco sometimes! I went back to bed at 12:30 PM, she just woke me up an hour ago.

    As for what she wanted........... :dontknow: Clever and amusing company, I suppose. :)
     
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    I sleep naked too
     
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    Do you know how many people would be dead if we followed the same laws here? Up to and including my parents.

    It's likely best that I don't own a real gun.
     
  20. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    this disturbs me