my staff played a decent April Fools joke on me

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  1. Shivvy

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    i got text messages this morning from my entire telemarketing department. all of them called in for one reason or another. i got here and there were no cars. i was about to freak the fuck out.
    i sat down and they call came in shouting April Fools :mad:
     
  2. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Yea but did you hear Indiana is against the gays
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yes
     
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    I should have pulled that one and then let my boss in on the joke around 4:00 p.m.
     
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    Boss shitty
     
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    :jj:
     
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    i fucking hate it. i really do. when we first opened i was so excited and i was getting a bit of an ego of being a business owner and being the boss. but now... i hate that shit.
     
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    job creator :lo5:
     
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    :jj:

    nah man. the headache of dealing with these people is too much some times. all of them are full of shit and all need to be babysat
     
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    shit in the water cooler.
     
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    cant. we have the one where the bottle is inside the cooler.
     
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    You should've yelled back"raises for everyone!".
     
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    How unoriginal.... Lever pulled that prank on you months ago.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    lol
     
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    shitty, I would knife your tires for april fools.
     
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    thats expensive
     
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    it would be pretty funny tho, you would have a good laugh too