my stomach is making these sinsiter gurgling noises

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by geo, Nov 3, 2012.

  1. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    after not eating all day, i just downed a small chef salad. sounds like the exorcist has inhabited my gut.
    what shall i prepare myself for? :uhuh:
     
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    splats :dontknow:
     
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    mine is always making noise
     
  4. geo

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    i'll go check the tp supply brb
     
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    What's in a chef salad? Egg?


    If there's egg you'll probably start blowing ass and stinking up the joint.
     
  7. dinkus mayhem

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    farting while poop sprays out a your butt.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    THat's a good idea.
     
  10. wicked smaaaht

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    egg, ham, turkey and cheese

    :jj:
     
  11. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    no egg that would most likely be a catastrophe of epic proportions
     
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    oh jeez :chair:
     
  13. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    omg public restrooms :urolleyes:
     
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    Probably not the night for grandma's box of porn ;)
     
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    you might need a towel
     
  16. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    the dog just looked at me funny
     
  17. acagirl98

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    did she really charge you $4 for that btw?