My strange addiction...dawgs edition

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  1. Thedomina

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    What's your strange addiction? It's not as strange as drinking nail polish or eating brick...but I am addicted to working out every day.. If I even think about missing a day I start to get anxious
     
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    Can we see picture of you naked?
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    uh oh
     
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    I am also addicted to not sending out nude photos of myself to random strangers
     
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    Wait a second, are you trying to pull a Howard Stern on us? You workout every day? Isn't that just a nicely disguised humble brag? Similar to Howard's most embarrassing revelation being that he made himself prettier by getting a nose job.

    OK, my strange addiction is that I'm addicted to making my girl orgasm multiple times before I finish. If I even think about finishing first, I start to get anxious :D
     
  6. dawg

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    Silly old man.
     
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  7. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I have to have a strawberry ice pop every night before I go to bed. Well not before I go to bed, I do brush after I have one haha. It's a long standing thing I have had. Don't ask :facepalm:
     
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    Ok, that's a pretty good one. Really, every night?
     
  9. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Every single night for years, since I was a kid. I have enough of them packed in the freezer. I keep them stocked up. Never in the morning, never at lunch or any other time. Late at night before I got to bed. Even when I have been on the road. 95% of the time I have bought a box HAHAHA! I don't have any compulsions in life or OCD or anything. I just have to have a strawberry ice pop. :snicker:
     
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    I agree. Working out does not count. It's got to be something that at least sounds a little weird and certainly not something that makes you look good.

    As fucked up as I am, I don't have anything interesting like addictions.
     
  11. Jim Lahey

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    For about the last five months I queue up an episode of brickleberry as I go to sleep. That it really helps with insomnia makes it sound like I'm shitting on it, but I'm not. Frequently I laugh my ass off but if I don't finish an epp it's always there for tomorrow.



    Goodnight Commander Wut.
     
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    I have an addiction to pussy!
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    does checking the dawgshed 2 billion times per day count?
     
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    Regardless of how I'm traveling, I have to cling on to the side of the doorway while I'm entering it, Car, bus, airplane, taxi, train, whatever.. :dontknow:
     
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    vagina pooooosy
     
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    I spend $100 on candles each month.
     
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    I chew drinking straws until they're unrecognizable hunks of frayed plastic. I'm a horrible person.
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    This kind?
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    Or this kind?
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    This is really a horrible addiction. Best of luck beating this
     
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