Discussion in 'The Bar' started by XuXu, Dec 31, 2014.
Hey xuxu welcome back.
I'm sick of people asking me what I'm doing for New Year"s Eve. I have a 3 year old, WTF do you think I'm doing? Certainly not staying up late and drinking myself into oblivion when I have to get up with a kid at 7 am, derp.
Lightweight. A 3 y/o can fend for himself. Stick a bottle in his/her mouth and they're set for another hour or so.
Why would you get up early. Don't you have a wife.
No, I am the wife.
Wah. U had the kid.
Your wife is a lucky, lucky lady.
She loves me.
Having a 3 year old sounds like a perfect reason to drink yourself into oblivion.
Netflix has a fake countdown for kids.
Parents can stream it at any time so the kids can feel like they stayed up until midnight.
Trick Your Kids into Going to Bed Early with Netflix's Fake New Year's Eve Countdown
No kids here, but I may use this to trick myself.
I hope they do that every year!