My toilet just broke

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  1. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    That little piece that connects the chain to the flapper.
    Searching for a paper clip...
     
  2. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    This is a test for the upcoming apocalypse .
     
  3. Avalon

    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

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    quite the tenses!!!1
     
  4. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    Listen, are you currently tripping on LSD?
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Maybe a spring from a pen might work.
    I'm panicking!
     
  6. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I have a bucket you can borrow.
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Like that would fit in my toilet.
     
  8. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    A great man once said..."water seeks it's own level".
     
  9. Avalon

    Avalon down to earth elitist Gold

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    duct tape it!!
    hurry the fuck up1!!
     
  10. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    I think I have some pipe solder around here.
     
  11. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    500 vcash says that he duct tapes it with a paper clip before the next shit.
     
  12. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Success. :yes:

    It should work.













    thread closed
     
  13. Phil McKrakin

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    Enquirering minds want to know...did you shit yourself during this crisis?
     
  14. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Fixed it with the solder.
    Crisis averted.
     
  15. Phil McKrakin

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    Yup. He shit himself.
     
  16. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    just set the evidence on fire gilaet
     
  17. TonyJax

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    Put your hand in it and lift the flapper, its clean water. :nooo:
     
  18. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker.
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

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    One o away


    :nooo:
     
  20. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I bet he upper decked it and then realized his flapper chain failed.