My top 5 whack packers

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  1. Phantom1az

    Phantom1az Well-Known Member Banned User

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    My top 5 whack packers list is made from whom could keep me glued to the radio making me late for appts.
    #5 was the toughest because that means you have to exclude others but I went with Bigfoot... cuz everything out of mouth is gold and what puts him into top 5 is he is the only person I know who got scabies in over century
    #4 Eric the shit dick ... Eric was very boring and was only made interesting thru howard and the gang... had some epic moments.
    #3 Beetlejuice. .. just a classic whack packer... "beet spell red" enuff said
    #2 Hank the angry dwarf... a angry dwarf with a baby bottle filled with vodka. Never a dull moment with hank.
    And now My best whack packer of all time.. a whack packer who made me late for so many appts. And the most entertaining. .. Elegant Elliott Offen .. he was radio gold...
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Good list. :thumbup2:
     
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    Beet
    Hank
    ETM
    Gary
    Wendy

    In that order. Bigfoot woul be my 6th
     
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    Hank
    Beet
    Crackhead
    Erik
    Big Foot it is.
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    You were close. I'll give you a B+
    Beet
    ETM
    Hank
    Wendy
    Gary
     
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    1. Elegant Elliot Offen
    2. Eric the Midget
    3. Hank
    4. Beet
     
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    1. Eric the Acktor
    2. Eric the Midget
    3. Eric the Shitcock
    4. Eric the Bedhumper
    5. Wendy
     
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    Bryce dope show Gold

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    bout time :fil:


    Question:

    Does the surviving Jesus twin count?
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Crackhead Bob needs a mention.

    This is a classic

     
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    elliot
    big foot
    john the stutterer
    eric the midget
    wendy
     
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    Crackhead bob
    Beetlejuice
    Hank
    Crazy Alice
    Eric the shitcock.
     
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    Hillbilly Jack tops my list. ;)
     
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    ETM is my favorite-I liked everything about that guy
    and EEO was utterly off his rocker-so that's good
     
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    I'm not sure about whack pack but I would put them near the top of being best guest... another great guest and this is going old school was Corbin bernson .... great story of him cheating on his honeymoon... o yes miss those days .. the days b4 evolved howard
     
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    Bryce dope show Gold

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    Oh right, a guest.

    Does Benjy count?
     
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    Phantom1az Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Benji is just whacked
     
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    Phantom1az Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Really... I thought I would see more love for Elrgant Elliott.... remember his video Violet dehuminizes elegant elliot Offen . "Screw magazine called it disturbing"...:p
     
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    Ellegant
    Hank
    Beetle
    Eric Midget
    Crackhead

    If Daniel Carver counts throw him in instead of Crackhead