My tummy hurts!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Jan 21, 2013.

  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I just ate a 5.5 ounce pack of these......

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    YUMMY!!!!
     
  2. Engaged Chicken

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    There is spittle on your keyboard. :surprised:
     
  3. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    He DID just get done eating.
     
  4. Chiva

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    Why dont you clean your keyboard, you dirty smelly Reggie?
     
  5. Cheri

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    OMG those things are awesome. I eat the cream and throw out the caramel.
     
  6. Chiva

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    You eat them for free at the supermarket :jj:
     
  7. MrWarmth

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    I read that in Charlton Heston's voice
     
  8. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    He's a guy. We eat over our keyboards.
     
  9. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    :eek: WTF?
     
  10. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    From the bulk candy bins? Is your wife a shoplifter who is crafty enough to digest the evidence?
     
  11. DogStar69

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    You ate a dirty keyboard?
     
  12. Cheri

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    I don't see what that has to do with this conversation.
     
  13. DogStar69

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    You have chicken grease and bacteria on your keyboard. Wash your hands before you eat you animal.
     
  14. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    It's the keyboard in the police car so it's probably semen. I wiped it down with a Clorox wipe this morning but some things, obviously, are stubborn. I purell often!
     
  15. DrivenByDemons

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    that's the squad car keyboard and that's coffee. Am I right :c
     
  16. MrWarmth

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    Fucking cops. They think they're the king of the road
     
  17. DrivenByDemons

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    I was right!
     
  18. Chiva

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    She has it down to a science :jj:
     
  19. Chiva

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    That makes no sense, dipshit.
     
  20. Pony

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    Ew.